Nap having been achieved, I am vaguely awake. Mh. I have plottage gurgling in my head.
Anyone making custard right now? I could do with custard. There's frozen rice pudding in the freezer, but somehow that's not quite what I want. I need unctuous creamy vanilla goodness.
I also have a fierce hunger for crustaceans. A great pity that the only crustaceans available to me are members of the Idoteidae, and I don't feel like grubbing under stones in the garden, never mind how delicious these recipes look.
I think I'd probably be prepared to do significantly naughty things in return for a well-cooked lobster right now.