Bloody scummy bloody stupid funting back. It's gone crunch on me again. And I ripped my arm muscles some more rolling over while I was napping, so I'm completely one-armed now. And I've just puked all over from the morphine. Stomach acid in shaving cuts is NOT nice.
I am a complete and utter bloody wreck. I couldn't donate my body to science, I'd have to pay them to scrap it for me. Coming down from the trees was a mistake? Shit, I never should have left the ocean. And what's so bloody marvellous about being a eukaryote, anyway?
--Kay, hurting, doped, lefthanded, completely and utterly pissed off at his body.