Thanks to hermorrine:
I am the Charmer
Charm is seduction without sex. Charmers are consummate manipulators, masking their cleverness by creating a mood of pleasure and comfort. Their method is simple; they deflect attention from themselves and focus it on their target. They understand your spirit, feel your pain, adapt to your moods. In the presence of a Charmer you feel better about yourself. Learn to cast the Charmer's spell by aiming at people's primary weaknesses: vanity and self-esteem.
Symbol: The Mirror. Your spirit holds a mirror up to others. When they see you they see themselves: their values, their tastes, even their flaws. Their lifelong love affair with their own image is comfortable and hypnotic; so feed it. No one ever sees what is behind the mirror.
What Type of Seducer are You?
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Oh? Really? Do you think so? how fascinating. Tell me all about yourself.
And thanks to juliann:
How disabled are you?
We have calculated that you are 47% disabled.
Aw, aren't you marvellous? Bless, you're all handicapped-up and you're using a computer and everything. Bet your mum and dad are really proud of you, aren't they? Well, you just keep it up, love.
Edit: Apologues to beandelphiki and anyone else who was offended by the "disability quiz". OK, maybe I should have flagged this up more obviously, but the quiz and its intentions are highly sarcastic and satirical. Ouch! is a Disability Rights e-zine, and very good.