You thought this was going to be a Purity Test kind of post, didn't you? Naughty, naughty people. Really. I point you *point* at the dictionary.
That's not to say I haven't done a Bad Thing, though. I was reading through the Virtual Singer manual and discovered that there's a simple way to make a VS voice sing scat. Heavens to Betsy, I had to try it. Given that Bach's Contrapunctus XIV was sitting in Harmony Assistant from last time, it took a few clicks, a little FX balancing, and...
Oh. My. Cow.
I am in a self-made Swingle Singers hell. Don't blame me if you click that link.
PS: It's also probably not a good idea to blindly follow any links that arise from clicking the dictionary's 'Get the Top 10 Most Popular Sites for "scat"', either.