is there still anyone out there insane, wanton or desperate enough to want either to interview me or to be interviewed by me?
See, I've already asked what, say fifteen or sixteen sets of questions, five questions per set, which gets me up around the 75-80 questions asked figure, and if I actually manage to ask the Big Hundred there's this really cute guy who's promised to come over to England and have Hot Monkey Sex with me.
Actually, that's a complete bloody lie, but hope springs eternal, you know. I'm allowed my dreams. Ask in comments as usual, anyway. I promise not to be too much of a bastard scumwipe when I interview you.
That's a complete bloody lie too. Ask the people I've interviewed.