2) At least another 500 words on the story.
3) TITLE for the bloody thing!
Alas, I'm out of Lush's Flower Tub bubble bar slice, which is my current favourite. The slightly weird thing with Flower Tub is that if the bath's hot enough, in among the general floral/green scents there's a definite whiff of dope. I'm sure that Lush don't put Cannabis sativa in it, or they'd surely have called it Pot Plant :D So it'll have to be Bathos instead, my second favourite, which to me smells of those little Parma Violet sweets which I always associate with my maternal grandmother. In a little more Lushery, I've been wondering why whenever I touch my Each Peach massage bar I get a definite tingle in my skin, so I looked up the ingredients, and aha! there's a little bit of grapefruit oil in it. My skin (and the rest of me) is very VERY sensitive to grapefruit oil - I have to be careful with drinks that might contain grapefruit peel as well as juice, because that's one way to close my throat off. Rather like penicillin, but much nicer tasting. Anyway, it seems that there's little enough that, so long as I don't eat it, it's safe - I get skin warming, not allergenic wheal-and-flaring.
You can tell that I'm evading work, can't you? ;)