But rather it's my l337 LJ judge/modding sk1llz you should bow down before, because I'm now an official modder on theljyoucrew, where we - oh, I love that 'we' - determine whether you're LiveJournally enough or just a plebe.
And we are way l337er than thebookyoucrew, who will only scorn you on what books you've laughably pretended to have read. We'll scorn your rabbit, your zucchini, your poor taste in sexual partners, your mother - anything that we find ready to our hands. Yeah. You. The one with the blue hair. Your gecko has thrush, and your brother's a lousy lay. Call that emo?
Roll up, roll up - to the victor the spoils, and to the loser... well, you losers already know what you'll get.