Muddle-headed Kay (mhw) wrote,
Muddle-headed Kay
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Just been chatting elsewhere, winding down for bed. Pleasant enough. One of the American guys there starts showing evident interest in me, which is also pleasant. So we get to chatting together of this and that, then he says, "You know, there's one thing that really turns me on about English guys". Uh-huh, I think, it's going to be the accent thing again, isn't it?

So I say, "Go on, tell me, the way we talk".

No, he comes back with "Nope. The way you guys are all unmutilated".

Well, I admit for a moment that I don't quite see what he's getting at, until he proceeds to tell me in detail exactly what he'd like to do with my foreskin. As it happens, if he were willing to poke around the incinerator at York District Hospital, he'd be more than welcome to the ashes, unless they decided to preserve it as a Prepuce of Special Scientific Interest, which I doubt extremely. [1]

So I tell him he's out of luck, I'm cut - and he proceeds to blank me completely. Can you imagine it? Without that small scrap of chewy dermis, I'm as nothing unto him. I think I know how women feel when they say guys just talk to their breasts.

And "mutilated". Lovely thing to say to a flirtee, I don't think.

--Kay, almost never had one, never wanted one, can't see what the damn fuss is about.

[1] Or a Holy Relic, oh my.
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