Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). When the stars were right, I stopped frayer from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed
nou to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (695 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mhw
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