Muahaha. I know you ALL, and you are SO PWNED!
Speaking of which,

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Courtesy of cappyhead: a glorious example of why machine translation shouldn't be used on restaurant menus . Just thinking about…
Thanks to the wonderful mister_jack, I'm enabled to share this with you. Visually safe, words a bit naughty, likely to cause your brain…