Oh, if I take my strawberries and mash 'em to a paste, I'll make a kind of instant jam my scones with which to baste. It won't be half as sugary as Duerr's or Robertsons, But that's the kind of fruity stuff I want upon my scones.
Thank you.
And anyone protesting that "scone" rhymes with "bone" is a bloody heathen Southerner. It rhymes with "gone". Unless you mean Scone, but that rhymes with "boon", and anyway is a bit big to cover with strawberry jam.